What’s funny with the alphabet song? I would like to hear women sing it… Wanna know the abc’s differently? The book is really hilarious. Publish more! Hail Maddox!

A – Ass-Kicking; B – Boner; C – Copping a Feel; D – Taking a Dump;

E – Enlightenment; F – Female Wrestling; G – Gas; H – Hot Sauce;

I – Irate; J – Jerky, Beef; K – Knockers; L – Lumberjack; M – Metal;

N – Norris, Chuck; O – Obedience; P – Pirates; Q – Quickies; R – Road Rage;

S – Sneaking a Peek; T – Taunting; U – Urinal Etiquette; V – Violence;

W – Winner; X – XXX; Y – Yelling; Z – Zombies

 

Check: The Alphabet of Manliness