Top reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE???

Here are some funny or could be the real reasons why ladies today are still single. This is an ode to smart women who need laugh and to the guys that can handle it. March is Women’s Month.

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think women are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after women’s money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t think women are beautiful.

9. The men who think women are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in women when they take the initiative.